i had a dream where me ushir tom went to a basketball court where they charged us 9$ an hour to play
and when we paid all these naked chicks came
lead by carmen electra
yea and then for some reason after doing them, everyone else ignored us completely
and then i went upstairs and then yao ming punched me
cause apparently carmen electra was his girl
so i took a chair and hit him in the head and took his clothes so he was only in tighty whities and ran into the bathroom
tony is outside tryint to cheer yao up so once i see it, i break for the elevator and for to the first floor and you ca n clearly hear the conversation between toni and yao
so when yao got on an elevator, i went up to the roof and threw his clothes there
where adam sandler tries to tackle me, (he's zohan), he missed, and then yao comes and i back body drop him off the roof, sandler jumps off with a rope and lassos him as he grows sabretooth claws and slows his momentum down via the wall
so i jumped connected to a rope to drop a leg but the rope was too short so it whipped me into someone's balcony
turns out it happened to be jennifer love hewitt and topanga
and they were looking for a threesome, tap that
then JLH was giving me a ride home froma basketball court turned hotel... i dont know
and then i realized we're about to be attacked, i dont know how, i saw that corny movie next and maybe it stuck in my head so i jumped, then she takes the top of her truck off and it's a fucking chain gun
she starts it and spins it, bullets fly everywhere
and i woke up
No comments:
Post a Comment