Posting this as an IM to my friend to avoid copying and pasting
urnuttynut (8:00:01 PM): me and you were kids and our neighbor friend has issues but we chill with him sometimes, he's the future joker
Spleen8433 (8:00:18 PM): how
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Auto Response from urnuttynut (8:00:18 PM): Damn you DJ Assault and your beautiful words
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urnuttynut (8:00:21 PM): i dont know
urnuttynut (8:00:39 PM): we're chillin at his place in the basement and then he goes up stairs and tells us to wait down there and then teh penguin comes
Spleen8433 (8:00:47 PM): ahahhahaha
urnuttynut (8:01:04 PM): he gets a hold of joker's stretch boxing glove puncher and hits us a couple times
urnuttynut (8:01:13 PM): and then we start attacking him and learn he's unstoppable for some reason
urnuttynut (8:01:38 PM): we shot him in teh nuts and he fell on the ground, some halo came out from the crotch and he just got right up and threw you through the wall
i got you, threw you on my back and ran up the stairs
and for some reason we ended up in some black woman's house who flipped out and we ran downstairs
and then some how it was my house, it was a maze
and joker told us the only way to kill the penguin is to steal is clear eye (he had a fake eye on the left), and apparently the joker wanted it. We agreed, but we talked on teh side and agreed not to give it to him cause he's kind of crazy and what if it has powers
so penguin comes into my kitchen and i see him taunting my father so i get a hammer and drill him in the back of the head
he doesnt move and pushes my father away and punches me in the face and you come in and stab him in the leg and i swing the hammer aiming for his eye
i drilled it but for some reason he just turned into a piece of steak
a big one
so we're searching for an eye in there but out of no were, we look outside and we notice my house it on a dock by a lake... we look down and penguin is back into his penguin form
he pushes both of us off and runs outside, clearly weakened by his steak transformation
i told you to cut him off in the front of the house
i jump out my window and he's running and get him in sleeper with one arm and told you to keep punchin his temple to crack the bones supportig his eyes, when you did, i applied pressure with my thumb and his eye popped out and started rolling towards the water
joker came out and stabbed the penguin dead with his cane and did his laugh
now we're all runnign for the eye which is quickly rollin to teh water
i get it right before it hits the water but i jump in to give the illusion that it went into the sea
joker jumped after it
found some other random ball so he thought he had it while i hid it and kept it and it gave me powers to do almost anything
me andyou went to AC and won a LOT of money
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