It started with me trying to fight the urge to sleep, felt almost as if I were drugged. I heard my door open, I tried to run to it but I felt very weak. I crawled towards the stairs. I heard to door closed and a footstep, I started throwing shoes down the stairs while still on the floor in hopes to scare away any buglar. I fell asleep but then woke up to sounds of soft barking. I looked for a dog but couldnt get myself awake enough. I passed out on the floor. I wake up to the barks again and find a yorkie next to my punching bag. The dog has no tag. Someone knocks on my door claiming to have lost a dog, so I said I'll go get him from upstairs. He punches me and runs up my stairs. I go up, and drill him with my fire extinguisher, and then put him in a sharpshooter. The dog starts biting at his face while he screams. I let go after like 5 minutes and then knock him out with a strong punch to the face. I tie him up and call the cops.
Now I woke up in real life for 5 seconds and fell asleep. Me and the dog were walking and I saw Priyanka Chopra and I've assumed the role of an actor indian movie Dostana. In the movie, She broke up with her boyfriend from the movie and I put a move on her. I noticed a glitch in my dream but didnt pay attention to it cause she was so hot, she would jump on me and I would hvae trouble holding her up... which I shouldn't have trouble with at all. Now this isnt in the script and she mentions it to me. I told her I wont let go unless she tells me to, we start making out and dirty talk inbetween the kisses. I close my eyes while we were kissing, when I opened my eyes, I realized it was a guy, ShahRukh Khan trying to kiss me, I drilled him with a Rock Bottom and start hearing the Joker's Laughter. I realized it was a dream with in a dream. I wake up into the level 1 dream and see the Joker and Scarecrow. I'm tied into a chair. The joker does his evil laugh and says "How does it feel to have and then lose everything?" Scarecrow hits me with his serum but with an adrenaline rush, I brake out of the ropes and run for Scarecrow trying to take him out.
I hear glass break and stone cold comes out of nowhere and hits me with the stunner. I woke up to the sound of my backup alarm which is stone cold's theme song.
