I get arrested for punching a dude in the face. My prison sentence was lifetime of slavery in the alternate universe, which at the time made no sense to me. The judge explained to me that scientists have discovered an alternate universe which is identical to this one but with a completely different history and story. There has been a portal created to go to this alternative universe but its only one way. The government has decided to send prisoners through in order to cut back on costs of keeping them in prisons. I was told that when I get there, I will be seeing a slavery orientation lecturer who will give us a history of the area and what to expect. They put us all in a room chained together by the feet and zapped us a giant laser. I opened my eyes and I was on a cliff overlooking a massive city with a huge castle sticking out over it.
I see this guy wearing military gear and he starts yelling at us, “Welcome to Bobby’s World, you bunch of filthy swines.” The fellas kind of just looked at each other and I asked “Bobby’s world?” The sergeant says, “Yes, Bobby’s World. There are no more countries, states, counties. There is a guy name Bobby who took over the world.” After he said this I saw a giant bird that looked like tucan-sam from the fruitloops cerealbox. The sergeant said “ignore them, they don’t attack people.” Tucan attacked him and killed him off. He came after the guy next to me but I picked up my legs to trip him with the chains and we stomped a mudhole in him. Shots were fired at us and 4 of the 10 guys died. Some soldier came in and said “The penalty for attacking one of Bobby’s birds is death.” So I threw a giant rock at the back of his head and either knocked him out or killed him. We dragged to corpses towards him and then shot the chains open.
We all ran away but we had no idea where to go or what to do. Word got out about our killing of Bobby’s bird and soldier and we were wanted fugitives. I go to the town market and by a trenchcoat and a vest. I also went looking around for a local gunshop but was told there was no way to have access to a gun. The only people to have guns in Bobby’s world are the police and soldiers. I had one choice left, kill some police and soldiers to grab their weapons so I have something to defend myself against being hunted by Bobby’s authority. I laid down screaming for help down in an alley when I saw a cop walk by and he came in running. I point up the fire escape and said some guy mugged me. When he looked up, I took the chain I had and choked him out. I took his gun and his ammo. I took out another 3 cops in a similar fashion and had 4 guns. Those guns went into my vest but I felt I needed a machine gun for my trenchcoat to hold. I shot down two soldier guards, took their guns and ran for it. I was chased by dogs but I lost them as I jumped for a ladder of a fire escape and climbed to the rooftop.
Over the next few days I was being pointed out by the cops and random soldiers that are on patrol around the area. I decided that the only way I’d make it is by killing the guy who put the hit out on me. I had to leave the city first. I stole a dude’s motorcycle and went to the ocean side which was about 5 miles outside the city. Poseidon came out of the water and started speaking to me. He said “I not here to fight with you. We share a common enemy in Bob.” He gave me Poseidon’s rage. He also said that Ares wanted me to have the demon that kicked my ass in a previous dream. Me and now my collegue demon went back to the main city and we got some stares.
We met a map maker in the market square. This guy can make magic maps that can target a person’s exact location at a time. To make this map, we need something that belongs to the person. So I went back to the site where I was transferred into this universe. I took a few feathers off the corpse of the toucan. The map maker made the map of the castle with a glowing point which signifies Bob’s location. The map showed two entrances. The main entrance was heavily guarded with soldiers. The side entrance was much smaller and only had a few guards. My plan was to send my demon to the front gate and his presence should be enough to draw fire while recruiting the side door guards which gives me a chance to take out someone and sneak in with their clothes. Apparently the demon can take many bullets and shoot fire. He killed over half the soldiers. Unfortunately for demon, he cannot take a rocket launcher. He died, and I’m glad he’s dead, he whipped my ass in a previous dream.
I got into the castle and got to the kitchen. Here I met a black mobster I’ve killed in my previous dream and he sent his gang after me. I started running up a spiral staircase and climbed into a ventilation system that took me to the bedrooms in the castle. I figured I’d just go room to room until I find Bobby and just shoot him. My plan failed horribly as I fell down taking the vents with me. I fell into a room with some blonde dressed in a gown. She knew my face and was kind of freaky. Looked at me with lust and started coming on to me. I went along with it. Apparently I slept with the dictator’s daughter. She apparently hates her father because she is never allowed out of the castle to explore the outside world. With the false promise of me taking her away if she helps me kill her father, she told me there is a masquerade at the ballroom tonight.
I enter the masquerade with a Zorro like mask and then run into Hilary Clinton, who I gave a hard time to at a knicks game at a previous dream. She managed to recognized me and punched me in the face. Her punch managed to knock my mask off. Bobby recognized me and called for his guards. I grabbed Clinton and held a gun to her head. Told the guards if they took one step, I’d shoot her. Bobby said “shoot her, I don’t give a shit about her.” Knowing I was fucked, I shot her. They grabbed me from behind before I can get a shot at Bobby. I was told I’d be hanged at noon the next day.
They threw sand in my mouth to wake me up and took me to the guillotein. As some dude started listing my crimes, Medusa (whom I’ve hooked up with in a previous dream) comes to my rescue and freezes the entire stage outside of myself and the rope. I break loose and make a run for it. Medusa started shooting out these black webs all over the place causing the people to panic and start running. I used poisedon’s rage with pretty much took out everything within 200 yards of me. Grabbed the guns of the dead guards and went after Bobby.
I went into the castle tower where I saw a maze with cartoons ready to attack me which has happened in a previous dream. I ran like a bitch. Mickey Mouse had a rocket launcher. I ran into the daughter, whoms name I don’t remember, and she had a bloody sword claiming she killed her father. Mickey Mouse shot her dead. I jumped out of the window and landed in the ocean
I woke up.
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